Brigitte Nielsen
Nude

A towering titaness of superhuman sex who stands six-foot-one (and always worth the climb), Denmark-born carnal firebrand Brigitte Nielsen‘s stardom soared through the zipper when she latched onto Sylvester Stallone‘s Italian Stallion and rode that beast from Rocky IV (1985) to Cobra (1986). After dropping out of school to pursue a career as a model, barbarically arousing Brigitte Nielsen scored the title role in the epic medieval comic book adaptation Red Sonja (1985), where she slips nip and we get to Brigitte Nielsen nude on screen for the first time. That’ll add some sorcery to your swordplay. Metal breastplates and mini animal skirts must have attracted the pint-sized, pumped-up affection of Stallone, as he ended up marrying the statuesque beauty and sharing her well-toned body in the spotlight. Actually, Sly said it was the fact that Brigitte Nielsen sent him nude photographs of herself that skinitially piqued his interest. Imagine that: opening your mailbox and having Brigitte Nielsen nude pop out. You’d marry her too! Post-Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen maintained her exposure in Hollywood blockbusters such as Beverly Hills Cop 2 (1987), as well as super-fun, supremely sexy B-movie hits such as Mission of Justice (1992) and Chained Heat II (1993). For great looks at Brigitte Nielsen nude, be sure to catch what snared Sly in such skintaculars as her rump-a-thon in Bye Bye Baby (1988) and a wet topless pool scene in Domino (1989), plus a finger-licking-hot masturbation scene sure not to leave a dry seat in the house. Throughout the 2000s, Brigitte reemerged to pop-culture stardom as a reality-TV icon, first on The Surreal Life, then on its spin-off Strange Love, where she romanced crackpot hip-hopper Flavor Flav. Brigitte was one of the shining lights on the introductory season of VH1’s Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. Far more racktacularly, Brigitte Nielsen busted out her big, bare sisters on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother before dipping in a hot tub and then again before casing her giant tits in a lucky heap of wet cement.